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User:kabandra (846287) Paid User
You must never run from anything immortal
It attracts their attention~
Name:The Hummingbird
Location:Dist. of Columbia, United States
Birthdate:1985-03-26
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I am great at choosing friends, finding friendships that are really something, that last through time and distance. I am truly thankful for these people~ Megan, Kellen, Bryan, Carly, Emma, Theresa, Saps, Steph and Joy.

And with special thanks to Kristina- My Daoist, liberal feminist from Hell (or is that conservative misogynist from Heaven?), one bowl of Special K, and fellow Simpsons and South Park cult member. Someday we will lead as two Queens. Tenacious. Duh.

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"Compassion, internal piece, yada yada. It's all good and it all makes sense. Why learn the details? I get it already. I'm moral ok. Woohoo for world peace."

"Stop stressing. You know you're just going to be a corpse someday."

"The world may all of a sudden look sucky, but we are so awesome that things just turn out alright for us, nomatter how grim the outcome looks. Why? Because we are just so awesome that we can manage to get through anything! Nothing can beat us."

"You gotta go around slapping Life in the face!"

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~Quotes


Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Marge: What if something goes wrong?
Homer: "What if." What if I stepped in the shower and slipped on a bar
of soap? ... Oh, my God! I'd get killed!

Bart: You make me sick Homer. You're the one who told me I can do anything if I just put my mind to it.
Homer: Well now that you are a little bit older I can tell you that that's crock. No matter how good you are at something there always about a million people better than you.
Bart: Gotcha. Can't win. Don't try.

Homer: How can you tell who's sane and who's insane!
Doctor: Well we have a very simple method.
*stamps Homer's hand with an "insane" stamp*
Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane.

Homer: And what does my little girl want?
Lisa: An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.
Homer: Uh... How about a pony?

Homer: Marge, Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uhhh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart! Go to your room!

Paintings lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at night they take on a life of their own. They become portals to Hell so scary and horrible and gruesome...

Homer, "But Marge! I was a political prisoner."
Marge, "How were you a political prisoner
Homer, "I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram!"

Powerful angels, safe in heaven! they smile when sordid souls triumph, and feeble ones weep over their destruction. Poetry destroyed? Genius banished? No! Mediocrity, no: do not let envy prompt you to the thought. No; they not only live but reign and redeem: and without their divine influence spread everywhere, you would be in hell- the hell of your own meanness!~Jane Eyre

I am a little man and this is a little town but there must be a spark in a little man that can burst into flame. ~John Steinbeck

Donnie: [in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and there are so many questions that I need to ask you. Sometimes I am afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I am afraid this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.. ~Donnie Darko

Willie Scott: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today!


I always get what I want because I always want what I get.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time.

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Ich bin ratlos. Und wenn du weis, was das bedeutet, sag mir.
Man ist was man isst.
Wann musst man, kann man.


~Quotes from The Neverending Story by Michael Ende, because my story never ends


I wonder what's in a book while its closed. Oh, I know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and deeds and battles. And sometimes there are storms at sea, or it takes you to strange cities and countries. All those things are somehow shut up in a book. Of course you have to read it to find out. But it's already there, that's the funny thing. I just wish I knew how it could be.

Things just repeat. Day and night, summer and winter. The world is empty and aimless. Everything circles around. Whatever starts up must pass away, whatever is born must die. It all cancels out, the good and bad, beautiful and ugly. Everything's empty. Nothing is real. Nothing matters.

What are you creatures of Fantastica? Dreams, poetic inventions, characters in a neverending story.

With Luck, my boy. With luck!

Every real story is a Neverending Story.

~But that's another story and shall be told another time~


~And what's a journal without SERIAL KILLER QUOTES from Se7en and Red Dragon


~ John Doe: It's more comfortable for you to label me as insane.
David Mills: It's VERY comfortable.
~John Doe: We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.
~Dr. Beardsley: He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to.
~David Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
~John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.
~Detective William Somerset: If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he's Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he's not the devil. He's just a man.

Lecter "Then how did you catch me, Will?"
Will "You had disadvantages."
Lecter "What disadvantages?"
Will "Passion. And you're insane."

"Dolarhyde felt that Lecter knew that unreality of the people who die to help you in these things- understood that they are not flesh, but light and air and color and quick sounds quickly ended when you change them. Like balloons of color bursting. That they are more important for the changing, more important than the lives they scrabble after, pleading."


~Phantom by Susan Kay


Cats don't look ahead and contemplate the future, don't contemplate their lives with doubt and uncertainty. They live only for the present; they know exactly what they want and they aren't afraid to take it.
I wish...
I wish I was that cat!
(Ayesha!)

Flower and bird, two species never meant to mate. Yet at length the rose overcame her fear and from that single, forbidden union was born the red rose that Allah never intended the world to know.

I was twenty years old and in full possession of my faculties and I knew there was no such thing as dragons.
And yet I had only to listen and they would exist in his voice; the dream would become reality the moment I abandoned my disbelief and I would not return to this world until he chose to bring me back.

Memories:504 entries
Pictures:over 90 public
Interests:83: 1984, a midsummer night's dream, abstinence and the country, alice in wonderland, almost famous, art, astrology, back to the future, batman, boondock saints, brave new world, catcher in the rye, cheese, cider house rules, colors, democrat, donnie darko, egon schiele, eisley, everclear, expression, faeries, faery, fahrenheit 451, fairies, fairy, fairy tales, fantasy, fight club, geography, hamlet, harry potter, having things make sense, hope, horcruxes, irish, italy, jane eyre, jon stewart, king lear, liberalism, light, literature, lobbying, lord of the rings, macbeth, matchbox 20, metaphores, narnia, neverending story, opera ghosts, oxymorons, painting, paradoxes, pastels, phantom, phantom of the opera, photography, pi beta phi, pi phi, politics, pride and prejudice, red dragon, red hot chili peppers, rite of passage, running in woods, shakespeare, simon and garfunkel, softball, southpark, space, spiderman, storytelling, sylvia plath, talking, the bell jar, the last unicorn, the simpsons, the time traveler's wife, unicorns, washington and lee university, wayne thiebaud, wicked
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Communities4:dubyanell, politicartoons, raptamakeout, thedailyshow
Mutual Friends:52: aditu, all_seaming_eye, alwaysregal, antalia, as_mona_says, ashentree, aslag13, aubkabob, ayoub, boxsofrain, breathesgelatin, burgundysunset, ces197, coldvic, colormescared, colors, commensurate, dreams_of_trees, driftingfocus, emilemily, esperance_, fall_in_light, finsandpearls, funnybunny84, goodbyesunday, intrepia, joecom3, kabandra, lazydaisies, lermanzo, lovedrug, lyndz, magickalmoon, offtherichter, oytamarind, polkadotparasol, quotamour, sarakenobi, seecatsmile, starlite25, tabibitosan, talkingpotato, teafairy, tigerose, tikifreak, tinkerbellcarly, total_glexile, tripjinx, unmuted, viciousromancex, wanderingmaiden, whisperingmaia
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